Merry Christmas!
I hope you all have a great an wonderful Christmas! :) I am off to dream about sugar plums and teddy bears. :D
Friday, December 24, 2010
Mexican Sweat?
Mom, Dad, and I having a perfectly normal conversation.
Mom: Why is there condensation on that tortilla chip bag?
Mom: (points to chip bag)
Dad: eww! What is that?
Me: Eww! I ate some of those chips! I might just have to regurgitate them!
Mom: Is it oil? What is it?
Me: Is it Mexican sweat?
Mom: What is Mexican Sweat?
Me: You know.. It is a bag of tortillas, so it was made in Mexico.. What if one of the people touched it and made it sweaty.
Aaah.. such a funny story.. much funnier in person.
P.S. I have nothing against Mexican people. I am not a racist or anything... If it was a bag of French Chips(like if France had a special kind of chip that they sold, like Tortillas:Mexico as French Chip:France) I would have replaced mexican sweat with frenchie people sweat. Same for USA, and any other country.)
Update! I have decided, (with the help of my mom), that the chips were made in Montana. (It says so right on the bag). Then we decided it was COWBOY sweat, not Mexican sweat.. So then, my mom gets a bit delusional, and says, "Ooh! Cowboy sweat! We could write on their chests with the sweat..." and I'm like, "Ok, mom.. I think it's time for you to go to bed."
P.S. What if the cowboy was ugly.. Then, I would not be compelled to write on his sweaty chest... Only if he had abs.. Off topic.. Ok. Well, It's already tomorrow, so Goodnight Blog! :D
Mom: Why is there condensation on that tortilla chip bag?
(I remember eating chips out of bag)
Dad: What do you mean? What bag?Mom: (points to chip bag)
Dad: eww! What is that?
Me: Eww! I ate some of those chips! I might just have to regurgitate them!
Mom: Is it oil? What is it?
Me: Is it Mexican sweat?
Mom: What is Mexican Sweat?
Me: You know.. It is a bag of tortillas, so it was made in Mexico.. What if one of the people touched it and made it sweaty.
At this point, my mom is laughing hysterically. I start laughing, and my dad starts laughing.
Dad: It wasn't made in *laughs* Mexico! Aaah.. such a funny story.. much funnier in person.
P.S. I have nothing against Mexican people. I am not a racist or anything... If it was a bag of French Chips(like if France had a special kind of chip that they sold, like Tortillas:Mexico as French Chip:France) I would have replaced mexican sweat with frenchie people sweat. Same for USA, and any other country.)
Update! I have decided, (with the help of my mom), that the chips were made in Montana. (It says so right on the bag). Then we decided it was COWBOY sweat, not Mexican sweat.. So then, my mom gets a bit delusional, and says, "Ooh! Cowboy sweat! We could write on their chests with the sweat..." and I'm like, "Ok, mom.. I think it's time for you to go to bed."
P.S. What if the cowboy was ugly.. Then, I would not be compelled to write on his sweaty chest... Only if he had abs.. Off topic.. Ok. Well, It's already tomorrow, so Goodnight Blog! :D
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Shampoo Incident :O
I am using a knock-off brand of a popular shampoo. Usually, it's a clearish blue gel, but today, there were white swirls in it. :O I hope my hair doesn't fall out or change color. Well, I would be ok with it if it turned purple, because purple is cool. :) Well, I will update if there is any change in my hair. lol
Hello!
Hi! My name is Ashlea Kennedy. I am 13 years old, and will be 14 on March 5. :) I use smiley faces a lot. :) Anyway, I created this blog because I think I should share my everyday adventures and musings. :) I have lots of pets, which you are going to hear about throughout my posts. I hope that everyone who reads this blog enjoys it. :D
Update: I thought maybe I should mention my family. My mom, Elizabeth, my dad, James, and my sister, Jessica. :) I love them to death! "Interesting life there, Ashlea!" I know imaginary friend, I know.
Update: I thought maybe I should mention my family. My mom, Elizabeth, my dad, James, and my sister, Jessica. :) I love them to death! "Interesting life there, Ashlea!" I know imaginary friend, I know.
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